I got a letter from the IRS the other day - you just notice that right away don't you? But they didn't want money from me, they want to GIVE ME MONEY!
Who would turn down free money? Well, not me. And I guess I have to thank President George for that.
So, I am a part of the Economic Stimulus Package. For not having paid any income tax since 1993, I get a $300 payment. Wow. What if I had actually paid taxes all that time? Would I be a bajillionaire?
Thanks, George!
Who would turn down free money? Well, not me. And I guess I have to thank President George for that.
So, I am a part of the Economic Stimulus Package. For not having paid any income tax since 1993, I get a $300 payment. Wow. What if I had actually paid taxes all that time? Would I be a bajillionaire?
Thanks, George!

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